IF: Wrinkles I (A Plastic Surgery's Advertisement)

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Think twice before you decide to get rid of your WRINKLES! Make sure you keep your special character and personality.

整容前绝对要三思呀！千万不要赔了夫人又折兵！

Expression 表情多多

Food! Food! Food! I want food!

大人！给我好吃的！
Please!

拜托！
What! No Food?

什么！沒有东西吃！
I'm really disappointed in you, mom!

我对妳太失望了，大人！
The only choice I have is to become a vegetarian! I mean, what else can I do?

沒有办法，只好去啃草！

IF: Primitive

　　Now I know why children love to scrawl on wall. It's tradition.

　　在墙上涂鸦是一项远古长久流传下來的传统，莫怪小朋友总爱在墙上乱涂乱画，基因作祟呀！

IF: Fail

　　Guess I failed to cheer her up!

　　开心一点，偶尔考坏了沒关係啦，下次用功一点就好了嘛！

A New Pet 大人的新宠物

　　See, I got a new pet for my mom! It's now living behind the cupboard.　Surprisingly, mom doesn't look happy with it. In fact, she seems quite annoyed.

　　瞧！我给大人带回來一只新宠物，他在书柜后贴牆而居。奇怪！大人一点也不高兴，看起來还很烦恼吔！

Evil Hunter 猎神

　　Yesterday I caught a skink and a bird, both rescued from my torturing paws. Mom got the skink and Grandpa saved the bird. Yesterday, Mom panicked, and being too busy rescuing the skink, left the camera forgotten. So today I gave her a second chance. See, I caught a skink again! I found this stupid thing roaming around the kitchen, and chased it into the yard. This time, Mom managed to capture a few pictures. What happened to the poor skink? It vanished into the bushes!. T.T

　　昨天我大显神威，先叼了一只四脚蛇（石龙子）到大人的面前去献宝，被惊慌失措的大人放走了！之后我又抓到一只漂亮的鸟儿，这回又被阿公从我嘴里救走了！大人一直叨唸当时太过惊恐忘了要照相留念，居然怂恿我再去抓一只四脚蛇给她拍照。今天果真又让我在厨房发现了另外一只不知死活的四脚蛇，马上叼到院子去玩。听到阿嫲大声嚷嚷的大人，马上抓了相机沖到院子去，得尝所愿的拍到几张相片。至於那只笨蛋四脚蛇，我一时疏忽让它给钻进香草丛中，逃掉了！

IF: Save

"Yum yum, fish burger with cheese. SAVE me a bite, would you?"

A Gift 來自美囯的礼物

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　　I received this wonderful gift from our multi-talented Roberta Baird. Isn't it cute?
　　"What's this, for Bobo to eat?" Grandma ask.
　　Don't worry Roberta, this is not going to happen, heheeheee.
　　If you like it too, there's a lot of lovely stuff in her Piccolo Bella Store, please pay it a visit.

　　今天收到一份小礼物，來自多才多艺的 Roberta Baird，可爱罷！
　　“这是什么東西？给 Bobo 吃的吗？”阿嫲问。
　　当然不可能，这份來自美囯朋友的心意，大人可宝贝了！
　　心动不如行动，到她的店逛逛啦！

IF: Homage

　　I would like to pay homage to those who are working hard to rescue poor, innocent animals. It's a hard job, as the welfare and rights of animals always come last to our respectable politicians.

　　Please see the related post HERE, and if possible, let me know what you think about it.

　　心情真的很沉重，要到什么時候我们的政客才会正視动物们的福利，也许这一日永远不会到來！对於那些不计代价拯救无辜被迫害动物的人，真的要对他们致以万二分的敬意！

　　请到这里看相关文章。很希望知道大家怎么看这件事，可以的话请给我留言。

Imagine if the Victim is YOU. HELP STOP IT!!! 请救救他们!!!

Be warned, the footages contain graphic images that some may find disturbing.






　　This is the most cruel thing I have ever seen! My tears burst their banks when I saw this, how can such a developed country commit sins like these?! It greatly angers me to see animals being treated this way. Isn't it against the law of "Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals"? Where has the law gone? Is it being used to wipe your ass? This is a government that eats "shhhxxxt"!

　　Forgive me, I really feel like using swear words. I never used strong words in my blog, however this terrible incident makes me extremely mad. How can anyone perform such inhuman acts? Innocent animals are being killed and tortured in a Satanic way, without even a blink of the eye, a twinge of conscience...

　　Imagine, if you are the victim. Imagine, the excruciating pain shooting like an arrow through your brain. Imagine, taking agonizing, ragged breaths while waiting for the world around you to fade, for your pain and something else inside you, to stop throbbing.

　　I believe most Canadians shudder at the sight of this horrifying act as well, and I urge you, please put pressure on your government to stop these crimes.

　　这是我见过最殘忍的事，一个如加拿大如此的先进囯也可通过这种殘杀法令，你们的防止虐待待动物法哪去了？？？拿來抺大便用的？？？一个吃 "shhhxxxt" 的政府！原谅我，我真的很想骂粗话！

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NO BUYING, NO KILLING!

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